
After being chased down a labyrinthine corridor by a belly dancer, you emerge in the back of a kitchen guarded by two Lenny Kravitz lookalikes, barechested twins who direct you past a sea of chefs. You emerge in the dining room of Le Bernardin, which is populated by scantily clad whispering angels and surveyed by an ominous-looking Grim Reaper. The room flickers with the glow of votive candles placed atop two extra-long tables, set for 100 diners apiece. Before long, the room starts to fill up with the stars of the world of fine cuisine....
Daniel Boulud, Anthony Bourdain, the
Lidias (Shire and Bastianich),
Eric Ripert,
Jean-Georges Vongerichten,
Anita Lo,
April Bloomfield,
Tom Aikens.
Martha Stewart breaks out a point-and-shoot camera and starts clicking off pix of a suckling pig. The Moët & Chandon flows. And then the food begins to appear....white tuna poached in extra-virgin olive oil; Santa Barbara spiny lobster curry and hearts of palm meuniere; stuffed capon with truffles and foie gras; and for dessert, milk-chocolate pot de crème with caramel foam and maple syrup. An angel approaches to whisper in your ear that she has a surprise for you. Guiding you to the farthest reaches of the kitchen, she shows you a towering sculpture into which Da Vinci's
Last Supper has been frozen. "Tequila shot?" another woman asks, pouring the Mexcian liquor into the chilly creation, and you catch the newly cold liquid in a shotglass as it exits the ice. Back in the main room, a false-eyelashed torch singer by the name of Lady Rizzo entertains the revelers with her slinky version of Billy Idol's
White Wedding. By the end of the night, the Steinway that Rizzo so gracefully stands upon will (temporarily) bear the weight of an ebullient table-dancing Daniel Boulud, who (sadly) breaks the piano in the process.
Is this the apocalypse, you wonder?
Either that or the launch party for Melanie Dunea's just-published
My Last Supper: 50 Great Chefs and their Final Meals (Portraits, Interviews and Recipes). The star-studded, over-the-top and downright unbelievable event has got to be the most fun book party ever thrown.
Yes, I go to a lot of amazing events, but this one I will remember for a long, long time. It's also gotten me pondering my final meal.
I'm thinking Chateau Lafitte and a Fluffernutter.
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